FUNNY COMPUTER ACRONYMS

COBOL - crazy obsolete borin old language
BASIC - bill's attempt to sieze industrial control
ISDN - it still does nothing
MPEG - motion picture by educated guessing
SCSI - system cant see it
DOS -dysfunctional operating system
IBM - i blame microsoft
CD -ROM - computer device rendered obsolete in minutes
WWW - world wide weapon
APPLE - arogance produce profit losin enterprise
PCMCIA - people cant memorize computer industrial acronyms